Guise! Any of you Catoniss shippers out there want to try an read some other fanfiction and maybe give some support to someone who is starting out I’d love if you’d give mine a shot
I just created a new facebook page so I could post fanfiction on it and would truly love it if someone read it and maybe give it some pointers. That’s all I’m asking. Oh and also if you send me a friend request I’d happpily oblige :))
here’s the link
Stop blowing holes in my ship!
- Friend: So, what do you ship most in THG?
- Me: CATONISS ZOMG.
- Friend: Haha, you're funny! Really, Gale or Peeta?
- Me: Cato.
- Friend: ...Gale or Peeta?
- Me: Cato.
- Friend: I ship Peeta with Katniss.
- Me: Cool. I like Peeniss. And Gayniss. But Gadge is better and I just prefer Catoniss.
- Friend: Okay, what? Ew! Why would you ship them?!
- Me: Why not?
- Jerk: It's just so stupid and out of nowhere! They're so different. Catoniss just wouldn't work. There's nothing wrong with it, I guess, but this is coming from you.
- Me: And this is coming from the girl who ships Dramione and Zutara because she considers herself to be like those girls and wants to be paired with the guy she likes best in the fandom. Yours is a completely self-serving and egotistical method in order to live your life through a fictional character and get what you believe is best--you represent what I hate most about fanfiction; while mine is out of the pure desire to ship. I have yet to write or read a fanfiction solely for the entertainment of my fantasies and the day I do will be the day I forsake everything I believe writing fanfiction should be about.
- Hypocrite: ...
- Me: And one of the reasons you, subconsciously or not, ship Peeniss is because you and your boyfriend think you are them and, quite frankly, you two only fit in the fact she can be bossy and selfish and he's been in love with her forever. Also, don't give me that crap that Catoniss couldn't work because, according to you, Dramione can work even though they have had little to no interaction, and when they do, it's completely abusive.
- Dummy: ...
- Me: And may I point out the fact that the reason Catoniss could never happen in the fandom is not only due to their living in different districts, but their circumstances don't exactly benefit the situation. Draco was dead-set on making Hermione's life miserable for the sole sake of his belief that his superiority was a privilege, and therefore, gave him the completely misguided right to torment her whenever possible. Cato and Katniss were pretty much doomed from the beginning because they are supposed to kill each other. If they lived in our time, maybe they wouldn't like each other, maybe they'd only be friends, maybe they would become lovers--we'll never know, and I don't mind whatever direction it goes. But you cannot sit there and tell me that my ship makes no sense when you have been shipping Dramione since I've known you and longer. If anything, I thought you'd be impressed that I'm broadening my spectrum of shipping.
- Girl That Made Me Wanna Punch Her Face: ...
- Me: I thought so. Now go get yourself some water.
- Girl Who'll Be My Friend Later But Right Now You Bug Me: Why?
- Me: Because I totally just burned you. Never try to turn my ship into a Titanic.
I think I may be anti-social.
RIght now.. Its Friday, and I finally got home, so, what do I do? I get on tumblr and look for fanfics to read… whether they be smutty, or unrealistic,
I just want fanfic.. only fanfic… until 3 in the morning.